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This was just a scream. I'd almost rather vote for her than the other two dunderheads on the ticket. And then there's this AP story:

Paris Hilton didn't need cue cards for her presidential campaign ad. The 24-year-old heiress memorized her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said.

I think we should all go get "Paris for President" bumper stickers. Kid warning:The video is rated PG (for a single use of the word b*tch).

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