Monday, April 28, 2008

A Fishing Joke for Jr. High & High School Boys

A woman goes into Cabelas to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Cabelas associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you just tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

4 comments:

mattb said...

When I shared this joke with my boys, my wife overheard me and asked the question whether I would own up to the 'gas' or pay the extra money?

Another difference between men and women, we'd immediately own up to the 'gas', women would rather pay the money.

Lori Shaffer said...

Just the sort of daily edification I expect from my revered pastor. Thanks.

Where else could I be so enlightened? Oh, yeah. My home. On a daily basis. Surrounded as I am by human beings of the male variety.

Jeff Meyers said...

Think of all the wisdom you are acquiring through suffering!

J Huang said...

i hardly think this is just for jr. high and high school boys.