My wife woke me up and said, "Stop shaking the bed." I sat up and said, "Not me. It's an earthquake." The dog, who sleeps in bed with us, was standing bolt upright and looking around the room.
I woke my son up this morning and he said that the wind was rattling his bunk bed last night. The wind. I said, "Nope. It was an earthquake."
I went into Julie's room and woke her and told her we had an earthquake about an hour ago. She rolled over and yelled at me, "Dad! Why do you always say crazy things in the morning just to get me out of bed. Go away!"